Archive - Thirsty Thoughts

The funniest rebrand rats ever had.

Jul 11 •

My father is a cherry expert.

Jul 2 •

June 2025

I ordered ugly shoes.

Jun 10 •

May 2025

Laugh All the Way to Hell

Monday, I sat in a restaurant at 10pm shelling out $45 for a piece of toast.

May 26 •

Travel is a Mirror

A Case for Leaving

May 15 •

Part One, Sorrel

May 4 •

April 2025

Just a girl living in a post-genre-bending-remix-mashup world.

My long dead newsletter makes a celeb appearance.

Apr 30 •

October 2021

Episode 22: Long Time, No Email

We need to talk about Pete Wells.

Oct 3, 2021 •

July 2021

Episode 20: Squishy

Jul 18, 2021 •

Episode 19: Hottest girl summer

And not in a good way.

Jul 4, 2021 •

June 2021

Episode 17: A waitress in Winnemucca accidentally showed me a half-naked picture of her husband.

Alternative title: On "home."

Jun 6, 2021 •

May 2021

Episode 16: Pairing Wine & Music

A Six Course Menu for your Ears and Tastebuds

May 30, 2021 •

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